Funny Story
OMG so the principle itself is worth telling…
Malaysian journalists need to go back to journo school and learn to correlate their freaking news pieces. I’m talking reporting/grouping similar stories together so it blends well… like peanut butter and jam, Kool Aid and soda or tuna and cottage cheese.
I read a link Pri had put in her latest entry about an 8mth preggy-bellied Malaysian that was not only caught in an org fest but was also high on syabu(btw wtf is syabu?).
So being the curious kitty that I am, I clicked and read it…
Midway through I started frowning for in the same news column and under the same heading (Pregnant Women Among 12 Addicts Held @ Orgy), was a story about Siti Nurhaliza’s wedding to some Datuk.
For those of you who are not in the know, Siti Nurhaliza’s like Malaysia’s equivalent of Beyonce. She’s the inspirational Queen of Dangdut and Soul who can do no wrong and has the squeakiest image since sliced bread.
So why was news of her wedding tied to such malarky?
…
*ponders*
Unless, the 12 addicts including the 8 month preggy-bellied Malaysian caught high on syabu (wtf is is it??!) were listening to her songs while the org festivities were being carried out.
…
Eww.
http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/8/1/nation/15005012&sec=nation
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:26 am
LOL ironically I was thinking the SAME thing this morning while I was hungover and getting ready for work.
Yes. I would LOVE for news on my wedding to be linked to an orgy
PS: btw dont plan a night out with the girls filled with martinis on Wednesday nights. You’re worthless and still drunk at work on Thursday. *points at herself* lead by example.
August 3rd, 2006 at 6:42 am
Kalau cik nak infomasi tentang syabu, klik sini:
http://www.infosihat.gov.my/Penyakit_F_Fakta%20Syabu_BI.html
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Haha thanks for the link sweetpea. Couldn’t they have just said “speed”? Why throw in a Malaysian word in a feeble attempt to localize it when the rest of the damn article is in English?
August 3rd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
I’ve concluded that Wednesday nights are bad to go on the town cause you just end up doing stupid things. Suck on lemon wedges hun. It helps. Btw the last time I went out on a Wednesday night, I ended up poledancing. >)
And I wasn’t high on syabu… (I still think it’s a stupid word)