UNCLE GOSWAMIDOG!
I’ve given up on Malaysian men.
Not because they’re Asian and the whole they’re "small" myth (see I still have faith), but because Asian guys are generally fussy about physical aesthetics to the point where it borderlines sheer stupidity.
Their outlook on good aesthetics?
a) If you have a pretty face but are on the heavy side of the scales (psst when I mean heavy, I’m talking about 50kgs+ which is like oh what, 99.94% of the world population? This figure included the population of Ethiopia btw), then, you’re ugly.
b)If you have a slender frame BUT an Elephant Manish face, then you’re STILL considered pretty/ beautiful/ damn-br8k-me-off-a-piece-of-that-choco-chip material.
So my point being is that as long as you’re skinny, thin and anorexic like then yeah, you’ll be the most popular thang since sliced bread.
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Yes I’m hating and don’t deny it. I’m not skinny and certainly not thin by Asian standards and it makes me wonder when you get a substantial amount of (superfine superhot) boys asking me out here wherelse I was once considered "plain" by the boys in my hometown (that’s Malaysia for the lot of you that are lost by now).
So yeah, in short screw the lot of you.
I’ve given up on Malaysian men.
Except for this ONE boy who btw is in my network who’s moniker is the title of this damn entry.
I think it must be YEARS now that I’ve had a crush on him and it was utterly hillarious talking to him on MSN.
Like me, he’s in a diff country at the moment and we seem to just miss each other when visiting home. Nyways I told him that I’d be back in Dec and was game on catching up if he too was home.
You know what my schedule’s like. Heck I’m never at one place for more than an hour (unless it’s at the gym) and so to be coming back after like what 3 damn years and staying at home for a month, that’s big.
But what does he decide on doing?
He decides that he’s NOT going home and is going to instead party it up at a nearby state in this foreign country of his.
E-yah.
Like hello, have you not seen my photos?
My one flicker of hope of dating a Malaysian boy just died out.
*sighs*
PS. See I told you I wouldn’t say your name. >)
